[ Santa shotgunning a beer is definitely how he's going to approach the next little family get together back home. Surely Kyrie and the kids would love to get a personal visit from Ol' Saint Nick...
But he watches the guy--likely the patron of this, uh, lovely place--not only lay into him (understandable) but lob off a creature's head like he's shooing a fly. Lectures aside, Dante recognizes instinct when he sees it--the anger's directed at him, the outlier, rather than the monsters. This guy's seen some shit and knows how to deal with it. ]
A never-ending supply of party guests, huh?
[ Unfortunately Dante is perpetually prone to making a joke out of everything. It's chronic and there's no cure. (It's a coping mechanism.)
He turns, just in time for the werewolf to come at him. The reasonable thing to happen is for Dante to be mauled and suffer his hubris. It's certainly what he deserves. But what actually happens may be even worse.
What had once been a very edgy motorcycle is suddenly snapped apart into dual-wielding buzzsaws that he swings around, brutally slicing the werewolf at the shoulders and thighs. The pieces fall to the ground in an unseemly pile and Dante props one of the weapons on his shoulder. ]
And here I thought most people came to Horizon for some peace and quiet. Sounds like you could use a break.
[ What's he seeing on the regular that this is the sort of domain he'd create? ]
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But he watches the guy--likely the patron of this, uh, lovely place--not only lay into him (understandable) but lob off a creature's head like he's shooing a fly. Lectures aside, Dante recognizes instinct when he sees it--the anger's directed at him, the outlier, rather than the monsters. This guy's seen some shit and knows how to deal with it. ]
A never-ending supply of party guests, huh?
[ Unfortunately Dante is perpetually prone to making a joke out of everything. It's chronic and there's no cure. (It's a coping mechanism.)
He turns, just in time for the werewolf to come at him. The reasonable thing to happen is for Dante to be mauled and suffer his hubris. It's certainly what he deserves. But what actually happens may be even worse.
What had once been a very edgy motorcycle is suddenly snapped apart into dual-wielding buzzsaws that he swings around, brutally slicing the werewolf at the shoulders and thighs. The pieces fall to the ground in an unseemly pile and Dante props one of the weapons on his shoulder. ]
And here I thought most people came to Horizon for some peace and quiet. Sounds like you could use a break.
[ What's he seeing on the regular that this is the sort of domain he'd create? ]