( He'll be the first one to agree with you there. Hell, he's tried warning you for years, he's a terrible friend. This is not news. He also is not sorry.
Not this time, anyway. )
Nope.
( He declares cheerfully, plucking the bucket up again without glancing down at the contents. )
We all stick out like a fork in a dick factory, who gives a crap about making sure our shoes ma- mother fucker-
( The stupid crab hooks a stupid claw on Dean's stupid thumb and he yeets the bucket on instinct, hurling it vaguely in Castiel's direction as he tries to shake the pinchy crabby claws off. )
no subject
Not this time, anyway. )
Nope.
( He declares cheerfully, plucking the bucket up again without glancing down at the contents. )
We all stick out like a fork in a dick factory, who gives a crap about making sure our shoes ma- mother fucker-
( The stupid crab hooks a stupid claw on Dean's stupid thumb and he yeets the bucket on instinct, hurling it vaguely in Castiel's direction as he tries to shake the pinchy crabby claws off. )