[ Steve lets out a barely audible scoff at the face that Matt makes. He's going to have to tell Wanda all about how difficult he'd been once they're safely out of here.
(He'll keep thinking like that because he isn't willing to accept any other options.) ]
Oh, I didn't cook it. You definitely wouldn't want to eat anything I made.
[ Steve is well aware of his horrible reputation in the kitchen. Thankfully, there are people around like Geralt and Aloy who are practiced at this sort of thing and can make their unappealing protein offerings taste halfway decent. ]
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(He'll keep thinking like that because he isn't willing to accept any other options.) ]
Oh, I didn't cook it. You definitely wouldn't want to eat anything I made.
[ Steve is well aware of his horrible reputation in the kitchen. Thankfully, there are people around like Geralt and Aloy who are practiced at this sort of thing and can make their unappealing protein offerings taste halfway decent. ]