Pen name. No one needs to know you're the one responsible. The speculation is part of the fun.

[Alucard isn't serious, unless Geralt is. In which case he wants to see where this nonsense goes. Such as it is, he can only correct one thing.]

You owe nothing. But you are more than welcome. Just let me know when, that way I'm properly supplied. I...have not been keeping stock of anything lately, in truth. I think the office and the crypt both ran out of food.

[It is a good a way as any to determine how out of sorts the dhampir is. Still, he manages a thin smile about it.]

I'm glad the damage is minimal.