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Jaskier "old-timey fuckboy" Alfred Pankratz ([personal profile] cointosser) wrote in [community profile] abraxaslogs 2023-05-03 05:03 am (UTC)

It can smell the murderous intent!

[At least, that's how Jaskier is fairly certain predators work, like bears and wolves, because they've always left him alone from a combination of Jaskier knowing when to retreat, and also making Geralt be the one to kill things.

Jaskier gets back to his feet in time to see Reno go soaring through the air like a kite with a hole in it.]


Oh, for fuck's sake --

[It is not even in his best moments that Jaskier thinks himself much of a sorcerer, but this may be his defining moment. Accompanying the vines still determinedly winding their way around bear limbs despite being gouged and clawed, a cloud of birds bursts out of the snow and divebomb the bear, tweeting angrily and clawing at the burn on its nose from (presumably) where the bodyguard had struck it.

Distracted sufficiently, Jaskier stumbles over to check on the red-haired fool. He offers a hand.]
Come on, you ass! We've got time to run!

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