[ Sylvain doesn't bother wondering if he's kidding. He knows Claude well enough to know by now that even if he were, Claude would carry on the ruse until the joke was real anyway. So instead, he steals Claude's signature reaction and rolls his eyes before flopping back down against his shoulder once more. ]

Fine. I guess we're reading, then. Although I'm probably not as fast a reader as you, so really, you're only going to end up exasperating yourself when I can't keep up.