Claude can forgive plenty of things but a wet mattress? [ Hilda clicks her tongue. ] That one might be little more difficult of a sell.

[ She certainly wouldn't like that either. She'd be livid, actually. But then again, the possibility that she could be on the receiving end of a prank she's so willing to enact on someone else isn't usually top of mind. ]

And more importantly, I'm not going to be sleeping out here with you every night if you do.

[ Much like the fort, that statement isn't entirely the truth. But she'll let him keep thinking that it is. ]