Oh, I've heard. ( He muses, finally settling in with his hips pressed against the nearest stable surface, leaning lazily. ) Heard you sad SOBs got yanked into a monster pit. Somebody died. Lots of people suffered. Heard you let something loose, too.

( Awful informed for a newbie, ain't he? That's probably fine. It's probably nothing. )

You got any neat stories to share about that mess?