cryptsleeper: <user name="malagraphic"> (ilu u idiot)
Alucard \\ Adrian F. Ţepeş ([personal profile] cryptsleeper) wrote in [community profile] abraxaslogs 2023-04-08 09:46 pm (UTC)

As I am so often reminded. Don't encourage Lenore to start on that too.

[Only Gideon can call him that. Just like only Gideon can call him Al.]

Go ahead.

[Inside is Baby's First Kitchen. Two cast iron pans in large and small sizes, two pots with lids that are likewise large and small. A few wooden spoons, a spatula, a little thermometer for checking the temperature of meat. Moreover and more importantly though is the dinner wear.

Alucard, somehow, managed to find soft grey plates that have little skulls and bones painted on the perimeter - and the set has matching bowls and mugs. It is service for four, along with flatware. Four feels ambitious, but so does doing dishes every day.

At the very, very bottom is a thin journal. The tile page reads:

A PRISSY BITCHE'S GUIDE
TO
MEALS SO EASY
AN ALIEN FROM A BONE PLANET CAN MAKE THEM


And there are indeed twenty page of very, very simple recipes within.

And a shopping list for baby's first stock up of the kitchen.]

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