Gideon has been in Abraxas for coming up on two years now, and in this time she's learnt a whole bunch of stuff. Sharks though? Never seen one before. Huge man-shark-things with jealousy-inducing biceps and a pile of sunglasses lounging in her bath? Absolutely fucking not.

She is, for one rare and out of character moment, shocked silent as she steps into her bathing room and is immediately faced with this bizarre sight. People so rarely wander into her domain that she has to wonder if she dreamed this up? An uncomfortably swole fish-person does seem like the sort of thing her imagination might bring into being, but she has zero memory of doing it. Some kind of monster, maybe? Should she be trying to kick his...her...their? Ass?? Instead, what she does is stares, and then asks very eloquently:

"...the fuck??"