[The look on his face-- she can't help herself. She bursts into a peel of bright laughter.]

Dude, c'mon. I'm not a necro. I do not get my kicks scrubbing around in old graves, stealing bones. Although I guess it really isn't considered stealing where I'm from. There really is a finders keepers rule.

[The furniture can wait just a moment; she wants to see his reaction to this first.]