[The hesitation of the wolf to not immediately run off presents him with two options: the chance of getting his cock bitten off by a wolf, or to piss himself.
These trousers are new. He absolutely cannot abide by the second option.
So he, very carefully, takes care of business. Luckily the birds he summons now no longer need his direct control, because he needs the advantage of time in case the wolf --
Er. Gives him privacy?
He looks away from the wolf, too. Because that. Seems right. Soon enough the business is finished, he is no longer in danger of pissing himself, and his trousers have been pulled back up.
He clears his throat.] Er. [This is awkward. And he's not entirely sure why. Wolves simply don't -- they are not polite.] You can open your eyes now. If you -- [He huffs at himself.] This is insane. Jaskier, you're talking to animals. Please, go sleep.
this is just both of their lucks
These trousers are new. He absolutely cannot abide by the second option.
So he, very carefully, takes care of business. Luckily the birds he summons now no longer need his direct control, because he needs the advantage of time in case the wolf --
Er. Gives him privacy?
He looks away from the wolf, too. Because that. Seems right. Soon enough the business is finished, he is no longer in danger of pissing himself, and his trousers have been pulled back up.
He clears his throat.] Er. [This is awkward. And he's not entirely sure why. Wolves simply don't -- they are not polite.] You can open your eyes now. If you -- [He huffs at himself.] This is insane. Jaskier, you're talking to animals. Please, go sleep.