[Jaskier is still trying to get over the trauma of being mildly embarrassed in front of someone he's attempted to sleep with. It's going to take a second. Even now his hands are extra fluttery, and he rubs the back of his neck. No, this is definitely a normal experience for him now, you know, pissing in front of a wolf who is his friend.]
I no longer even know if that's sarcasm or not.
[Look, how hard could it be to write a name with paws?? He has no idea, he's never had paws. Actually, that might be something to try in Horizon. Of course Jaskier longs to understand all universal experiences, up to and including having four paws to deal with.
He's also trying to think of anything other than the fact that Alucard must think him an embarrassment. His reputation!!! The only thing that he has left that's valuable!!] This...? Oh, gods, do you mean Hector and I's prison escape attempts? Are you kidding? I much prefer this way! For one, none of us were in danger of having our heads or hands chopped off. This was much safer. And, dare I say, much more effective.
[He pauses. He has to ask.] Is he here, too? Hector?
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I no longer even know if that's sarcasm or not.
[Look, how hard could it be to write a name with paws?? He has no idea, he's never had paws. Actually, that might be something to try in Horizon. Of course Jaskier longs to understand all universal experiences, up to and including having four paws to deal with.
He's also trying to think of anything other than the fact that Alucard must think him an embarrassment. His reputation!!! The only thing that he has left that's valuable!!] This...? Oh, gods, do you mean Hector and I's prison escape attempts? Are you kidding? I much prefer this way! For one, none of us were in danger of having our heads or hands chopped off. This was much safer. And, dare I say, much more effective.
[He pauses. He has to ask.] Is he here, too? Hector?