[It may only be a few seconds, but it's absolute hell for those few seconds. At some point Jaskier is fairly sure he blacks out, only to open his eyes back, though his head swims uncomfortably, to the bats turning back, somehow, fucking impossibly, into a man.
He clutches his chest, where his heart has decided to attempt to claw its way from behind his ribs. Jaskier coughs a few times, gasping for air. You cannot do this to old men. What if he had a heart attack???? If he knew what one was. STILL.]
Melitele's fucking tits --
[He's going to have nightmares about this. Definitely. His brain is already promising to have that image haunt him in the future.] I cannot believe you just did that! What on EARTH were you thinking?! Vampires may not be capable of dying from fright, but I am!
you cannot just DO THAT with NO WARNING
He clutches his chest, where his heart has decided to attempt to claw its way from behind his ribs. Jaskier coughs a few times, gasping for air. You cannot do this to old men. What if he had a heart attack???? If he knew what one was. STILL.]
Melitele's fucking tits --
[He's going to have nightmares about this. Definitely. His brain is already promising to have that image haunt him in the future.] I cannot believe you just did that! What on EARTH were you thinking?! Vampires may not be capable of dying from fright, but I am!