[Alucard lets the low hanging is that meant to be a sword joke? slide. This has been a Successful Interaction With Another Person, and he is a little proud of himself for managing that and keeping his low key paranoia under control for all of it.]

The Ram's Head, the sign looks like a terribly abstract interpretation of what a ram looks like in profile. It...well, it is rather hard to mistake. [He shrugs gently.] But I would not oppose this roof either.

[you can pretend to be batman It's a nice change in perspective. at any rate.]

The other place is marked by woods that will keep trying to show you out. I'll try and make the true path through it obvious.

[Good news: his mind is so, so far from that these days that Alucard doesn't even pick up on how dirty it is.]