[Gods, he's never met a man so completely wound up as Alucard. He really does need a good lay -- and even more than that, perhaps some adoring touches along his temples and into his hair, to last for days, if not weeks.
It'd work for Jaskier.
But Jaskier does not inflict any further touch on him. Even if he finds that unbearably frustrating, he is respectful.]
Oh, gods, why did you have to bring it up again? We were doing a very good job at ignoring how this little meeting went, thank you! [Alucard, you are THE WORST. But somehow his embarrassment with it all is affectionate despite it.] If this is your new wolfish territory, I suppose I'll find elsewhere to mark my own land.
[That's a joke. This was an emergency, all right?] I'd very much consider it a favor if we do not speak of this again. I have a reputation to -- er, build.
I love this so much thank you too
It'd work for Jaskier.
But Jaskier does not inflict any further touch on him. Even if he finds that unbearably frustrating, he is respectful.]
Oh, gods, why did you have to bring it up again? We were doing a very good job at ignoring how this little meeting went, thank you! [Alucard, you are THE WORST. But somehow his embarrassment with it all is affectionate despite it.] If this is your new wolfish territory, I suppose I'll find elsewhere to mark my own land.
[That's a joke. This was an emergency, all right?] I'd very much consider it a favor if we do not speak of this again. I have a reputation to -- er, build.