[Jaskier, you're probably right, but getting laid is about the source of 50% of his trauma right now and it's gonna be a while until he has time to unpack all of that.

The dhampir doesn't quite smile at the reaction to the reminder, but it's there in spirit.] I'm hoping to mark something a little more quiet and less prone to those in need of an emergency piss stop, if we're being totally honest.

[Also a joke. He promises.] I assure you, I will be striving to erase the opening moments of this conversation for the rest of the day.