[Jaskier is definitely working at both unlocking trauma and unlocking everyone's chastity belts, so. The effort is there.
Jaskier has the energy to still look offended for a moment, pointing to him with his mouth open.] You! You'll be dreaming of it, I'm sure! You had better say the former, or I will be very upset with you, thank you. And don't go spreading any mean rumors about me, either, after your little nap. I know you vampires are very gossipy.
[Okay, he's just assuming, but it makes sense if you're going to live forever you might as well gossip about everything.
It's definitely a lucky thing Jaskier has forgiven him for the terrifying bat thing already. Or he'd do something drastic.] You know, had I thought we were going to end up in a joust of insults, I would've come prepared.
[But he'll give it to Alucard: he's very good at it. Sometimes. Maybe.]
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Jaskier has the energy to still look offended for a moment, pointing to him with his mouth open.] You! You'll be dreaming of it, I'm sure! You had better say the former, or I will be very upset with you, thank you. And don't go spreading any mean rumors about me, either, after your little nap. I know you vampires are very gossipy.
[Okay, he's just assuming, but it makes sense if you're going to live forever you might as well gossip about everything.
It's definitely a lucky thing Jaskier has forgiven him for the terrifying bat thing already. Or he'd do something drastic.] You know, had I thought we were going to end up in a joust of insults, I would've come prepared.
[But he'll give it to Alucard: he's very good at it. Sometimes. Maybe.]