[Ah! As he suspected. Though it does bring to question how old Alucard is. He hasn't asked; it always seems a bit rude to do so, though he thinks they're friends enough it would be a fair question.

It doesn't really take much for Jaskier to think fondly of another as his friend. After all the nasty prison stuff, too. Much harder to make friends that way.

Jaskier grins, giving a little shrug.] That it does. Which, I think, is a fun way to go on with it.

[And yes, let's round away from the cock talk.] Going back to it... well, if you need help with this little crypt of yours, let me know. I have absolutely no idea how to help, of course, but I feel I must throw the offer out there. Unless you can think of a use of a few dozen, magic alarm birds.

[That could totally be helpful. Who wouldn't love some color in their weird nap crypt?]