[The horror Jaskier will feel when he realizes he's twice Alucard's age.]

An entire -- [His voice sort of trails off. A cyclops? That... wait! Geralt had mentioned them before. Certainly nothing he'd run into, and Jaskier was more than happy to keep it that way.]

An entire fucking ogre? It just... wandered into your crypt?

[He knew they weren't the smartest of creatures, but...

Well. Maybe it got stuck.] You have lived a very fascinating life for a man who sleeps so much.