I mean, if you want to get pedantic, it's in the ogre family...
[Jaskier is nothing if not a lover of the pedantic, but he also only has this knowledge secondhand. Will it stop him? Absolutely not. He knows, at least, cyclops are ogroids, even if they're much rarer than the more common ice troll --
Alucard's life actually is beginning to sound like it borders the line between bizarre and comical. So he went to sleep in an underground crypt... only for it to be invaded by a cyclops. Underneath an entire city.
Did someone put it there on purpose? He --
It's for the best he has nothing to be in the middle of drinking, because this would've been the perfect moment for a spittake. As it is, Jaskier does his best to imitate the gesture without a mouthful of water.] You what? You're fucking twenty?
[He... he's twice as old as a vampire??????
Why is it everyone he befriends is some sort of supernatural, non-aging hottie???]
no subject
[Jaskier is nothing if not a lover of the pedantic, but he also only has this knowledge secondhand. Will it stop him? Absolutely not. He knows, at least, cyclops are ogroids, even if they're much rarer than the more common ice troll --
Alucard's life actually is beginning to sound like it borders the line between bizarre and comical. So he went to sleep in an underground crypt... only for it to be invaded by a cyclops. Underneath an entire city.
Did someone put it there on purpose? He --
It's for the best he has nothing to be in the middle of drinking, because this would've been the perfect moment for a spittake. As it is, Jaskier does his best to imitate the gesture without a mouthful of water.] You what? You're fucking twenty?
[He... he's twice as old as a vampire??????
Why is it everyone he befriends is some sort of supernatural, non-aging hottie???]