[Jaskier's not terribly far off from what Alucard looked like as a baby, curly yellow hair and all. But the last painting of childhood is long since gone, and Alucard'd rather not go down that road.
Better to be an ass, the offense probably perfect. Especially the way that Jaskier holds himself just so, it gets a soft laugh from Alucard.]
I won't debate you on that, but please pace yourself in the future. You don't want to overdo it--
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Better to be an ass, the offense probably perfect. Especially the way that Jaskier holds himself just so, it gets a soft laugh from Alucard.]
I won't debate you on that, but please pace yourself in the future. You don't want to overdo it--
[He needs to stop with the aging jokes.]