Jaskier is my business partner and friend. I still would not especially view shopping as a social engagement?

[The confusion in his tone makes it clear he's really not sure if he's talking out his ass. Did some social rule get enacted here?]

I also cook. [He's a great housewife.] Most days, it doesn't. The coat does the work. See?

[Alucard shrugs off the coat he currently has on, revealing well, just black trousers and a fairly simple shirt, all things considered.] Believe me, when a moment requires drama, I do know how to deliver.