Through some unfortunate circumstances that he's unlikely to discuss, primarily claiming "magical accident", Lucifer is... gardening.
It's not a sentence that he likes to hear in his head, but it does come with a snide, upturned nose to his Father Dearest, because really... it's not that hard! But for the most part Lucifer can be found at different parts of the castle's gardens, trimming and weeding the flowers.
He's generally oddly engrossed in it.
If you have even more unfortunately luck you have occasionally caught him, aggrieved, teeth-grit, some effort put into it... reading to children in the library on the weekends (except Nocwich's). Hopefully you caught Istredd doing it instead.
OTA / Thorne
It's not a sentence that he likes to hear in his head, but it does come with a snide, upturned nose to his Father Dearest, because really... it's not that hard! But for the most part Lucifer can be found at different parts of the castle's gardens, trimming and weeding the flowers.
He's generally oddly engrossed in it.
If you have even more unfortunately luck you have occasionally caught him, aggrieved, teeth-grit, some effort put into it... reading to children in the library on the weekends (except Nocwich's). Hopefully you caught Istredd doing it instead.