Castle Grounds offering combat training, usually, thanks. Or the Winking Cauldron. Way to pay attention. Of the two of them the one with the 'cemetery problems' is Jack, not Lucifer. But then asking and expecting Jack to pay attention to anything would be an astounding feat.

In the hypocritical way that is Lucifer, he is not paying attention to Jack. He is staring at the girl with him, head tilt just so, utterly perplexed. It's only when Jack's voice shifts into a mode Lucifer's never recognized from him that his brain ticks back into gear, slowly.

Wait, is he being threatened?

By Jack Townsend?

He turns his baffled expression to the his sometimes-student, blinking slow.

He is actually being threatened by Jack Townsend.

'You see her?'

Lucifer points oddly to indicate her before scratching at the side of his head with the same hand. So he's being threatened by Jack Townsend on behalf of the human-shaped figure that is in no way human, but Jack certainly seems to think she is and--what?

What is even happening right now??

The thing is Jack could ruin his life. Of anyone capable he's got enough reckless determination and absentmindedness and whatever the hell ELSE going on that all he really needs to do is find the kid that shares his first name and go to town on metaphorically burying Lucifer.

"O..." He's still coming to terms with the fact that this is currently happening and that this is his life. "... kay."

And because he can imagine the response only that will get, he adds, with a slight further hint of clarity, "I understand."

He does not understand.