"Yeah, yeah, don't let it go to your head," Lucifer says, as though Wilhelm hasn't had an abundance of allowances. That Wilhelm could commit any crime and Lucifer would just think 'hm, How to Cover.'

But, he supposes, they've already done that. Lucifer's certain the truth of what happened with Wilhelm's tarot card and their first time in Nocwich will never come out. There's too many safety precautions, including (still) throwing Lucifer under the (metaphorical, thanks, Future Bay) bus.

"Try not to get kidnapped again, alright, my sanity can't handle all this."

All the Teenage Drama, as though that was the source of Josselyn's Schemes.