[ A scoff. ] You want to thread me like a shawl, you'll need to pay me in several jugs of ale.

[ The look isn't what bothers him. It's the effort and time he must spend to achieve it, and the annoyance that comes with it falling apart by night's end, anyhow.

And fair. They do scheme a bit together. ]

Five days? Ambitious. [ Appropriately so, where Jaskier and Alucard are concerned. ] The fuck's there even to do over five days?

[ That's the length of a royal tournament if he ever heard of one. ]