Better question is why don't you braid yours more often.
[ One need not have enhanced senses to see that Alucard's hair is unusually luxurious. Rather good for styling. Geralt's assumed it's a vampire thing. (He's also noticed Viktor's hair appearing oddly shiny these days, which he's dismissed as due to Viktor's improved health—but now and again something niggles at the back of his deepest subconscious.)
In any case.
Geralt goes for the food, putting bread and meat on his plate. He peels off a strip of crisped skin. ]
At least the warmongers have fucked off. [ For now. Recent arrivals have not demonstrated the sort of shortsighted bloodthirsty desires that the four-armed ogre had. Six? He can't recall how many arms. More than two, less than eight. ]
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[ One need not have enhanced senses to see that Alucard's hair is unusually luxurious. Rather good for styling. Geralt's assumed it's a vampire thing. (He's also noticed Viktor's hair appearing oddly shiny these days, which he's dismissed as due to Viktor's improved health—but now and again something niggles at the back of his deepest subconscious.)
In any case.
Geralt goes for the food, putting bread and meat on his plate. He peels off a strip of crisped skin. ]
At least the warmongers have fucked off. [ For now. Recent arrivals have not demonstrated the sort of shortsighted bloodthirsty desires that the four-armed ogre had. Six? He can't recall how many arms. More than two, less than eight. ]