I'm giving it a chance! I just don't see the benefits of taking a bath that just makes you dirtier. I still say it just defeats the point.

[ And he will continue arguing that point because a) a bath that makes you dirtier is inherently broken anyway and b) they both get so ruffled over it and their reactions are hilarious. He'd do it just for that, honestly.

But he's relaxing against the side of the tub now, giving both of them a teasing smirk as he stretches his legs out - as much as the tub will accommodate, anyway. He might nudge Hilda's ankle in there somewhere. ]

I can't believe I'm finally getting you both naked and I can't even fully enjoy it because we're all covered in mud. Travesty.