[Nero might be gettin' the distinct feeling that Steve is weird. Sure, Nero might've made his van, but it wasn't on purpose and that thing was as much as a mobile home as it was a mobile office.
Not that you could say Devil May Cry was a job equivalent to... an ice cream shop.]
Uh... huh.
[In Nero's case, he doesn't have an apparent super-nose. He just hits shit and it dies. And, as he turns to the treelines, scanning them, he's gotta remind himself -- hit it until it's knocked out, not dead. Don't wanna piss off the townies.
Nero sniffs.] You'd smell the goat. [Probably. At least he always does, but he also sort of lives with a goat, so --
The tree line doesn't so much as part as cracks open, and a stubby brown snout and a very huge ass following it pad out of the trees. Two rounded ears swivel, and the bear's eyes zero in not so much in the three idiots standing in its way... but the pole.
Then another break in the treeline. Nero cracks his knuckle, not so subtly moving in front of Steve.] If there's a baby, we got the whole damn family.
[Is that a third bear emerging, somehow perfectly Steve-sized? Or is Aloy baby bear in this equation? (Nah, it's totally Steve.)] So, uh. Anyone fought bears before?
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Not that you could say Devil May Cry was a job equivalent to... an ice cream shop.]
Uh... huh.
[In Nero's case, he doesn't have an apparent super-nose. He just hits shit and it dies. And, as he turns to the treelines, scanning them, he's gotta remind himself -- hit it until it's knocked out, not dead. Don't wanna piss off the townies.
Nero sniffs.] You'd smell the goat. [Probably. At least he always does, but he also sort of lives with a goat, so --
The tree line doesn't so much as part as cracks open, and a stubby brown snout and a very huge ass following it pad out of the trees. Two rounded ears swivel, and the bear's eyes zero in not so much in the three idiots standing in its way... but the pole.
Then another break in the treeline. Nero cracks his knuckle, not so subtly moving in front of Steve.] If there's a baby, we got the whole damn family.
[Is that a third bear emerging, somehow perfectly Steve-sized? Or is Aloy baby bear in this equation? (Nah, it's totally Steve.)] So, uh. Anyone fought bears before?