Yeah, you're not human but you're really hot. Which often outweighs latent bigotry. Men can be really predictable.

[Earth isn't a great place to live. Or visit. But it has some things that are easy to predict. So- silver linings.]

[As for Bay's particular flavor of weird...]

Couldn't tell you. My sister and I had some theories but none of them are really normal, or common. Or sane.

I just know I definitely can't hear, and I definitely can cook. Which point to me having a life that I don't remember.