[They tow, front to back, side to side, his feet following theirs until they twist away. He pulls back and speaks in a sly tone. Deliberately mirroring their movements. Delibately mirroring their behaviour. Deliberately indulging in a wry smile.]

Well, it's a rare thing, to find a confidante who understands you entirely. But like I always say: if you cannot find a friend you can always make one.