What, you've never seen thermal baths inside of caves?

[Alucard grins, smug because this is the best dumb argument they could have after such a heavy discussion.] I'd be more worried about how to replace plumbing. Imagine walking in the dark and finding something fresh and steaming.

[Jaskier plz. Those eyelashes won't work, Alucard's become immune thanks to Hilda.]

Hm. That goes against courtly manners.

[He meant the tiddies. Which are good but not as good as his.]