[ Perhaps what Dracula should have considered is why not make a blender? He could have been sipping frozen blood margaritas in the moonlight, if only he had had the forethought to invent a blender. And also a time machine, because tequila would not be invented for another three hundred years or so.

She smiles at Alucard as he approaches, and she tilts the head of the mixer back to show him how it works. ]

Hm, yeah, give or take. The toaster and the coffee machines are oldest, I think. Most of these are from about fifty or sixty years before my time. And this is one of the most popular kitchen things you can buy. This is called a Kitchenaid, and it's pretty much a one-stop shop.

[ Attaching the whisk, she flips it back down and turns it to the slowest speed. The whisk begins to spin in the empty bowl, at a perfect steady pace. ]

There's different things it can mix with. This one, the hook, the paddle.