"I might know a few places."

The twinkle in Mat's eyes and the curve of his grin say that he most certainly knows places. Not that would likely be agreeable for actual sex, but a bit of fooling around? That's not a problem.

And fooling around can be just as much fun as proper sex. It's not about getting off, after all. The lead up is far more interesting and varied. As long as everyone involved enjoys themselves, who cares how far it gets?

"Sometimes the darkness of Nocwich is quite advantageous."