They like to shit on statues.

[there's that, a stroke of humor pulling wanda's expression into one of amusement.]

And people too, for that matter.

[even as she holds the pigeon, she draws it closer—hands raising—up towards him.]

Ever held one? I would try and keep some as pets, along with my brother and some of our friends, back when I was younger. [back when it was easy to have a pigeon for a pet because there was no way in hell one could keep a dog or cat while in the orphanage.] They're easy to domesticate.