You know, you could have just blindfolded me and walked me to one of our bedrooms and I would have been just as delighted with the surprise. Especially if it involved more fun with the blindfolds.

[ Claude can’t see it, but he’s totally wiggling his eyebrows right now as he smirks at… whatever is straight ahead of him actually. ]

Also we both know patience has never been my strong suit. I don’t know why you’re acting surprised about it now.