‘Make you’, as if we hadn’t already established that all was your stubbornness and none of my non-existent prudishness. If you didn’t want to take me up on my very obvious invitations, it was hardly my fault.

[ He waves his hand around to accompany the flippant comment, shaking his head. ]

It was clearly your loss, don’t try and pawn that off on me. One can only hope you’ve learned better in the year since and won’t leave me so lonely up there this time around.