To be totally fair, I already have that in my head when I drink just about anything here. Anything could be goat piss.
[ He shakes the liquid, gives it one last scrutinizing sniff, shrugs, and takes a hesitant swig. And of course, his reaction was never not going to be over the top. Whatever's in that bottle, his fine adult palate can’t deal with it and he gags and makes a face, just barely managing to get it down. ]
Oh shit. Okay, don’t drink that. That one actually might be goat piss.
[ Using the tips of his fingers, he pushes it as far out of reach as he possibly can. But enough about bodily fluids— ]
Yeah, I mean, I haven’t seen much of you since you since you moved. Any excuse, you know? Besides, I had nothing better going on and--about a million people would laugh out loud if they heard me say this--I'm not gonna pass up the learning opportunity.
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[ He shakes the liquid, gives it one last scrutinizing sniff, shrugs, and takes a hesitant swig. And of course, his reaction was never not going to be over the top. Whatever's in that bottle, his fine adult palate can’t deal with it and he gags and makes a face, just barely managing to get it down. ]
Oh shit. Okay, don’t drink that. That one actually might be goat piss.
[ Using the tips of his fingers, he pushes it as far out of reach as he possibly can. But enough about bodily fluids— ]
Yeah, I mean, I haven’t seen much of you since you since you moved. Any excuse, you know? Besides, I had nothing better going on and--about a million people would laugh out loud if they heard me say this--I'm not gonna pass up the learning opportunity.