—you're totally the "cool" [at this, she does raise her hands to do the air quotes with her fingers; totally teasing!] uncle that says that you'll try weed with his nephews so that they don't try it first with strangers, aren't you?

[she says all that before he's even done talking, trying to bring the conversation to — something else, apparently.]

You know, [she says, bringing a hand down and around her glass of ale] Pietro would drink so much until he threw up. You could smell the peach schnapps in his vomit.

[sam never got to meet pietro, but her brother's presence was heavy in the avengers compound for as long as wanda grieved for him. her words right now, though, are light—just remembering a fond (albeit gross) memory.]

That is another reason why I never want to get stupid drunk.

[and with that, she takes a sip of her ale.]