The biology is hardly the point. If you overthink it, it becomes harder to d-- [There's a little scoff noise. Alucard knows he's finished most of the bottle of wine. It means the reactions are a little more open. Much more...in alignment with the family trends towards drama.]

No, and no one would think to do so because that is incredibly rude, Geralt.

[He pauses, frowning.]

And don't get any ideas.