Alucard leans back in his seat, letting out a low and considered noise.]
There's two parts of this. The first is counting all of the bats. Then taking one, weighing it, and multiplying that weight by the total number of bats to see if they all match up to my actual weight. That's...probably easier?
[Can a tipsy witcher count bats? Who knows.]
The second is just taking a bat and seeing if I can even resume my human shape. And hoping you don't grab an organ or anything else vital.
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[They're doing this, aren't they?
Alucard leans back in his seat, letting out a low and considered noise.]
There's two parts of this. The first is counting all of the bats. Then taking one, weighing it, and multiplying that weight by the total number of bats to see if they all match up to my actual weight. That's...probably easier?
[Can a tipsy witcher count bats? Who knows.]
The second is just taking a bat and seeing if I can even resume my human shape. And hoping you don't grab an organ or anything else vital.