[Testing... bat things? What on Melitele's ever-loving green earth does that fucking mean?
Jaskier gives another shriek (perfect in timbre with the woman below) when Ciri appears out of nowhere to bring Alucard to the ground, so fast that he only barely registers it was Ciri at all. He ducks behind the chair before his brain can catch up, peeking back out as his heart rethunders for the fifth time in what feels like two minutes.]
You're the one who was bats in my house! [Alucard is so lucky he wasn't wearing that robe. He may have tripped on it and died at this point. Or worse! Torn it!] Are you both drunk?
[He sniffs, slowly drawing himself out from behind the chair. There is definitely a smell. That isn't a rhetorical question anymore.]
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Jaskier gives another shriek (perfect in timbre with the woman below) when Ciri appears out of nowhere to bring Alucard to the ground, so fast that he only barely registers it was Ciri at all. He ducks behind the chair before his brain can catch up, peeking back out as his heart rethunders for the fifth time in what feels like two minutes.]
You're the one who was bats in my house! [Alucard is so lucky he wasn't wearing that robe. He may have tripped on it and died at this point. Or worse! Torn it!] Are you both drunk?
[He sniffs, slowly drawing himself out from behind the chair. There is definitely a smell. That isn't a rhetorical question anymore.]