Aw, you? Place like this made me think you were all wholesome angel fluff.

[ She gestures around the yard, the big house, places that to her ring of airy family dramas on TV. There are squabbles and problems, but they're always fixed by the end of the hour, and everyone hugs before the credits roll. No one in those families beats their wives or goes to jail for selling meth.

Laughing again, she takes a sip of punch and nods. ]

Okay, okay. I'll bring the party and cater it too, next time. How's that suit you?