Just a smaller portion then, so I'm not hogging it.

[Alucard might take a second look in a little while, curious about the evolution of food and kitchen equipment in his own quiet way. He's going to love stand mixers. For now, jam.

Blueberries, pecans, bourbon. All new words, and with that, curiosity that spills out before Alucard can cut it back.] Bourbon being...?

[He can probably figure out the rest, but bourbon is a mystery. Who cares about out of place jam when there is novelty?] If there's truly no way to choose, the easiest is to simply cut what's on the plate into smaller portions and apply the jams accordingly.