A sensible person wouldn't, because they're usually drunk on cheap ale and sex.

[Which isn't a terrible combination, if one is a good bard. Jaskier has certainly gained his own personal spouts of inspiration from both. Perhaps he should not be getting into this with the man currently carrying him; not everyone is thrilled with such conversation thrust upon them.

He may be the nervous type. Who knows!]

Shame. You'd look good in it. [The armor, he means.] I don't see why I shouldn't. I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea about me and expecting me to pull some massive heroics just for being one of the Summoned.

[Or not fall, screaming, down an open ravine.]