[ Sounds like a terrible combination to Erik, but maybe not to a bard. But no, he certainly would not be looking for that in a back alley. He would be likelier to kill a man in a back alley, but you know. He's leaving those days behind him too.

Also he would look good in anything. He knows it too, it's terrible. But an armor wouldn't be the worst thing, the metal would certainly come in handy. ]

Oh, right. [ He lets out a chuckle. ] Just in case the locals think we're all strong heroes ready to head into battle. So what do you do, just write songs about those who do?

[ He arches an eyebrow while glancing down at Jaskier. Well, to the best of his ability, since the man's got his face latched onto his chest. ]