( Okay — look, he gets that they're not dwelling on the subject. Dude probably won't ever show up, and Geralt doesn't like having the spotlight on his issues for more than about forty-five and a half seconds or whatever. He gets it, he won't push, it's just... )
What kind of a stupid name is Vagiforts?
( Yes, he heard what Geralt actually said. He will literally never pronounce it correctly for as long as he lives. It's a conscious choice. )
Dude's got a name like a topical ointment for-
( You know what, let's just stop that gross ass thought right there and focus on the task at hand. He shakes his head slowly, still contributing basically nothing to this forward venture through the plant life, fully allowing Geralt to be the one to set the path and battle the foliage. )
Whatever. I'm still not sure how great of an idea this is, anyway. The last time I had a run-in with dragons back home, they were slaughtering virgins for sport. Why are we so sure the ones here are different?
no subject
( Okay — look, he gets that they're not dwelling on the subject. Dude probably won't ever show up, and Geralt doesn't like having the spotlight on his issues for more than about forty-five and a half seconds or whatever. He gets it, he won't push, it's just... )
What kind of a stupid name is Vagiforts?
( Yes, he heard what Geralt actually said. He will literally never pronounce it correctly for as long as he lives. It's a conscious choice. )
Dude's got a name like a topical ointment for-
( You know what, let's just stop that gross ass thought right there and focus on the task at hand. He shakes his head slowly, still contributing basically nothing to this forward venture through the plant life, fully allowing Geralt to be the one to set the path and battle the foliage. )
Whatever. I'm still not sure how great of an idea this is, anyway. The last time I had a run-in with dragons back home, they were slaughtering virgins for sport. Why are we so sure the ones here are different?