( Dean, in his perpetually Batman'd up hunter-y wisdom, has tucked away in his bag a solution to the dimness occluding this town. Lucifer's happy little cantrip does keep him from having to dig out the nerdy ass Steampunk night vision goggles and strapping them on his face, but he's unlikely to express a single iota of gratitude.
What he does bother expressing is a mild, vague sort of surprise as Lucifer reaches up and full-on rips the worst interpretation of the term Spider-Man through a crack in the ceiling, down an entire floor to land on the dirt-packed earth at their feet. It's half dude, half arachnid, all disgusting as it hits the ground in a tangle of limbs and snapped appendages and blood-adjacent fluid born from pulling seven feet of humanoid through three feet of crown molding hole.
After a beat, he lowers his sword and blithely the decrees: )
Slimy, yet... satisfying.
( Hanukkah Matata. And then, an amendment: )
But mostly gross.
( Wait — did Lucifer just do him a solid and — in maybe the loosest definition of the term — protect him from something? Wow. What a turn of events this is. Dragon Tales land is the freakin' twilight zone. )
I hope you're not expecting a medal or a cookie or something, because I'm fresh out.
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What he does bother expressing is a mild, vague sort of surprise as Lucifer reaches up and full-on rips the worst interpretation of the term Spider-Man through a crack in the ceiling, down an entire floor to land on the dirt-packed earth at their feet. It's half dude, half arachnid, all disgusting as it hits the ground in a tangle of limbs and snapped appendages and blood-adjacent fluid born from pulling seven feet of humanoid through three feet of crown molding hole.
After a beat, he lowers his sword and blithely the decrees: )
Slimy, yet... satisfying.
( Hanukkah Matata. And then, an amendment: )
But mostly gross.
( Wait — did Lucifer just do him a solid and — in maybe the loosest definition of the term — protect him from something? Wow. What a turn of events this is. Dragon Tales land is the freakin' twilight zone. )
I hope you're not expecting a medal or a cookie or something, because I'm fresh out.