( He doesn't care whether it's Abraxan magic IE the Singularity IE Santa Clause IE whatever, if it came from Lucifer it's inherently gross, and he needs a very long very hot bleach shower to get the icky magic particles out of his cells and atoms and crap.
Fortunately, he gets a delightful treat in the form of comedic fang-timing. Lucifer opens the door. Lucifer quickly slams the door shut. Teeth splinter into the wood. Dean points and lets out one obnoxious Nelson laugh at his expense.
Just a shame those archangel reflexes are so on-point. A little lite mauling would have been cathartic to witness.
Anyway, screw that door. They'll go onto the next one. Dean learns from Lucifer's mistakes and, rather than opening it, raps his knuckles, politely calling out: )
Jehova's Witness. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
no subject
Fortunately, he gets a delightful treat in the form of comedic fang-timing. Lucifer opens the door. Lucifer quickly slams the door shut. Teeth splinter into the wood. Dean points and lets out one obnoxious Nelson laugh at his expense.
Just a shame those archangel reflexes are so on-point. A little lite mauling would have been cathartic to witness.
Anyway, screw that door. They'll go onto the next one. Dean learns from Lucifer's mistakes and, rather than opening it, raps his knuckles, politely calling out: )
Jehova's Witness. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?